If you’re starving to be skinny clap your hands
*clap clap*
If you struggle to stop binging clap your hands
*clap clap*
If you wanna be real perfect
And you think its really worth it
If you’re starving to be skinny clap your hands
*clap clap*
If you’re starving to be skinny clap your hands
*clap clap*
If you struggle to stop binging clap your hands
*clap clap*
If you wanna be real perfect
And you think its really worth it
If you’re starving to be skinny clap your hands
*clap clap*
*claps furiously*
*claps like a fucking bitch*
i’ve discovered something pretty important
if you eat 1200 cals per day, you can lose 2 pounds a week
that’s right you can eat 1200 cals a day and lose 2 pounds a week
that cookie you wanted to eat? eat it
those chips you were craving? have them
that slice of pizza? enjoy it
you know why? because you can eat 1200 cals a day and lose 2 pounds a week
2 pounds is a lot. that’s 2 pounds of fat out of your body
that means you can lose about 8 pounds a month
that’s 8 pounds of fat gone
that’s amazing
we can do this. we can all lose a bunch of weight before summer, and now we don’t have to worry so much if we pass 1,000 cals eating
re blog to help a friend
i am the reason i haven’t lost weight
i am the reason i haven’t lost weight
i am the reason i haven’t lost weight
i am the reason i haven’t lost weight
i am the reason i haven’t lost weight
i am the reason i haven’t lost weight
Rubbing my collarbones gives me the illusion that I’m skinny
Reminder to myself :
To be the snacc, you must not eat the snack.
YOU FASTING OR SOME SHIT? MAYBE YOU JUST BINGED?
RADICAL
I GOTCHU WHAT U NEED TO SURVIVE
GET YOURSELF SOME GINGER-ASS TEA, OKAY? THAT SHIT IS GOOD FOR DIGESTION AND BREAKING DOWN FAT CELLS. MAKES YOUR SKIN GLOW LIKE BEYONCE’S DRESS ON THE RED CARPET.
PUT THAT SHIT IN SOME BOILING WATER. NEXT, GRAB A WHOLE ASS SPOON OF HONEY AND DUMP THAT SHIT IN. PLOP MOTHERFUCKER!
THAT HONEY GONNA MAKE YOUR HAIR SMOOTH AND SHINY AS A 1954 PORSHE SPIDER. NAILS GONNA GROW SO DAMN FAST YOU👏WON'T👏EVEN REALIZE👏bye bYE ACRYLIC NAILS
get YOURSELF SOME APPLE CIDER VINEGAR. ONE TEASPOON, TO BE EXACT. ALSO HELPS WITH DIGESTION AND SPEEDS UP UR METABOLISM. NYOOOOOM BITCHES.
CINNAMON. YOU GOTTA HAVE IT, BUT JUST A SPRINKLE.
ADD SOME MOTHERFUCKING PUMPKIN SPICE IF U FEEL LIKE IT.
DAMN. THERE THE FUCK YOU GO. SWEET-ASS APPLE PIE TEA. SHIT’S ONLY 10 CALORIES AND WILL CURB AND CRAVING YOU GOT.
YOU’RE WELCOME.
Reblog, bc it saved my life rn
